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Hey Zombies - we're a little overwhelmed in the boneyard right now so it might take a little longer to get back to you. Just hang on, will ya?
If you want to gear up, take your pick of totally awesome useless crap below and then click on the "Buy Now" buttons to order.
You can't be Ded Bob, but you can still cop his 'tude
Hell on earth or hell in hell, it's all the same to me
Velma picks the shirt special!
Shipping charges apply - check the Ordering Instructions at the bottom of the page for details.
Flippin' Dagnabit 2022 Special!
We have Limited Quantities remaining of the following four shirts - once they're gone, they will NEVER be printed again!
A collector's classic opportunity on this!
"I'm Ded Bob, Bitch"
Dark Blue shirt only, more or less as shown
"Fireman Bob"
Red shirt only, more or less as shown
Do ya feel lucky, chunk? Do ya?
If you're feeling lucky, have we got a deal for you - our display shirts are for sale! They may be dirty, they may have small holes or other minor damage, but boy howdy they're cheap! Send us $5 and we'll send you back... something!
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(The back of the shirt reads:)
Top 13 Reasons to vote for Ded Bob: 13. Comes Pre-Assassinated. 12. Every Bill presented by Congress must start with "Hey Merikins!" 11. 45 will be deported to Mexico then Guatemala, and on down until he figures out why there are refugees. 10. Free Medical Marijuana. 09. Free list of believable symptoms to exhibit when applying for Medical Marijuana. 08. End Pensions for Holding Public Office. 07. Beer Pong in the Olympics. 06. All female cabinet including the new Secretaries of Soccer and Consent. 05. Gut the Offense Budget and fund...EVERYTHING. 04. Putt Putt courses mandatory every three blocks. 03. Levy a 99% tax on the top 10% and give the money to Teachers and Nurses. 02. Why vote for Ded Bob? Because kiss my boney ass, that's why! and the #1 reason to vote for Ded Bob: 01. Cuz you been Bobmotized! |
Who ya gonna vote for? Let everyone know you think all the
candidates suck, and you're going independant.
(Black Tshirt with artwork on front as shown - list of reasons appears on the back)
We also gots stickers...!
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"Pirate Bob"
Keel-haul yer yardarm, and hoist the mizzen-mast...!
"Dred Bob"
Jah mon, shove you colors down dem troats!
Artwork by Scott "Axel the Sot" Hendricks
"Ded Bob Racing"
NASCAR fans, rejoice!
Now Available!
"The Many Sayings of Ded Bob"
This is easily our tackiest design and hence, very popular.
"I Been Bobmotized"
(The original Ded Bob T-shirt!)
 
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Now you can get this on a HOODIE! Perfect for fall festivals; classy but warm. (white print on black, available in L, XL, and XXL) Sold Out! - Check back soon!
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Artwork by Todd "Flying Debris" Key
"The Many Moods of Ded Bob"
Bob sez, "Holding it in leads to constipation."
No true Bobmotite would be caught dead without this shirt.
Black print on ash grey shirt.
Artwork by Scott "Axel the Sot" Hendricks
Baseball cap
Embroidery artwork (colors as shown) on a black adjustable hat
"www.dedbob.com" in small print on the back.
This relaxed fit all-cotton hat will turn heads.
Adjustable strap makes it fit like a...hat."
Artwork by Todd "Flying Debris" Key
"DB Season II"
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| Front cover artwork | Back cover artwork |
The second in what could possibly be a long line of DVDs!
Ded Bob and Sluj - filmed in AZ, 2007
45 minutes of top-notch laughs for just $20 + shipping
(Cover art pretty much exactly as shown)
We're a little overwhelmed in the boneyard right now so it might take a little longer to get back to you. Just hang on, will ya?
How to Order:
Hey Zombies!
We do all our ordering and credit card handling through PayPal - if you have a question or a problem with those issues, you can take it up with PayPal.
| $ of merchandise: | 0 - $50 | $51 - $100 | $101 - $150 | $151 - $200 | $201 - $250 |
| shipping charge: | $8 | $11 | $23 | $25 | $30 |
Questions about any of this nonsense?
Leave us a message at (810) 252-7993 (open 24/7 for voicemail - speak slowly and carefully, and please spell things where necessary. After all, we've only got zombie brains).
Wanna email Ded Bob? He'll get back to you as soon as humanly possible. If you're lucky, maybe even sooner.
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