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Date: 08/24/16 Subject: Ded Bob art from Michigan
Hey DedBob! We saw your show at the Michigan Renaissance Festival last weekend. My son, Evan, is 9, and the show really cracked him up! This is a picture he drew and asked me to send. He would love it if the picture made it onto your website.
I love it!
I look like I'm eating a watermelon!
and smuj looks like a tennis racket wearing a hoodie.
I was at one of your shows today, the 3:30pm one 6/7/14 (Where no one in the crowd hardly laughed) Southern people aren't as quick witted as you or I and just didn't understand *shakes head*. Apparently all they can handle are fart jokes and biscuits and gravy. I for one sir found you funny!! I had a great time! Don't let these simple minded folk bring you down, they all should have been bonked! (what happened to your bonker?) Take it easy and I hope to see you next year!
-Sir Keviné of Wafflébreadé and Z. Rosé (Kevin Flynn)
When you've been at this as long as we have, you have to expect this from time to time.
Don't get me wrong, it still sucked, but death must go on.
Thanks for the boinking in stage. Loved the show. And thanks you for the compliments to my boobs!
-Busty Wench Brooke
Here's to boobs, a chesty pair.
It's good to know they're always there.
How many DB's
I've been to 4 different festivals the Texas Ren. Fest. Scarburow Fest. Sherwoodforest Fes. and the Atlanta Fes. . The Atlanta DB was a G rated show the Texas show is allway's great . I'm going to the Bristol Ren. Fes. in July while your there i want my girlfriend to see your show. I've enjoyed your shows for years my sons grew up out at the Texas show we went every year for about 27 years not sure when we seen you the first time but after the first time it was every time we went!! LOVE THE SHOW THANKS!!!
-Steve (Sharyn Cummins)
Dear Steve, or is it Sharyn Cummins?
Until you have decided on a gender, I'm not sure you should have custody of any children.
I'm having the proper authorities contacted, and you should expect abrupt and profound alterations in you current situation.
Understand this has nothing to do with homophobia, nor transgender bigotry but simply a common sense, appropriate response to your appalling lack of decisiveness in choosing an identity.
Children need a strong role model, regardless of that person's moral-straining proclivities.
For goodness sake man...ma'am...take a stand.
North carolina renaissance festival
My husband, granddaughter and I enjoyed your show very much last year. You are extremely funny and entertaining. We will see you again this year at the ncrf ! Looking forward to having dedbob in our lives again. See you then.
Alas, I won't see you.
My eyes were eaten by maggots, long long ago.
many thanks from a simple merchant girl.
Hello bob! I know you get told all the time that you are great, but guess what? you are awesome! I think you could put a smile on anyone's face and that's great :) I feel like I have missed out, because this past year at the Michigan renn fest was my first time seeing your show, even thought I have been going to that particular faire for many years. I am so glad I did finally attend your show however because it makes me smile, even when I am back home, or having a bad day at work, I can just think of your silly antics and it makes me laugh.
stay sassy bob,
-merchant girl Erica Ferris
Sassy is my middle name. Not really.
Just saw you with my girlfriend (her first). Just wanted to saw thanks for laughs.
The show had the Ukraine girl wander on stage to say hello. So strange but funny. Does that happen often?
-CPT Carl Burgess
Not from Ukraine so much....
Usually, the stage wandering girls are all from Lubock, Tx.
Taken at Texas Renaissance Festival 11/30/2013
I unfortunately was at the very back, but i thought it was a cool picture of said Ded Bob
-Zombie Melody Anderson
A very cool picture indeed.
I'll pass it along to my web nerd.
Eventually it should show up here, in the ded bob gallery:
See you next year,
Charlotte Renaissance Festival
Hey Dead Bob,
Loved Your showed although it was early Saturday morning and of the other people must have been Zomblies. Had they been human in some lifetime they would have surely rose again. We want to see more of Dead Bob's Dog next year. We'll be back in two weeks and want to see more..... of everything!
Two of Your Devoted Fans,
-Lynne and Michael Manning
Bless you Lynne and Michael, may you spawn and produce more of your kind.
Deer Ded Bob,
Pleeze help me understand sumthin. When you is ded, then you can't talk or nuthin. Smuj can't talk or else he is REALLY dum. So how can you talk? I keep looking for some smoke, mirrors or wires but theres nuthin there. I think you are magic. So I will call you Magic Bob, from now on.
OK Magic Bob?
smuj and I have what is known as a 'symbiotic relationship'. smuj talks only when he is with me.
Essentially, when he picks me up, I occupy his tiny brain, sort of like being possessed by a demon.
Florida Ren Fest
I moved from Houston to Miami and started going to the ren fest here in Miami (deerfield beach) and there was definately something missing, something Ded.
I am a big fan of your show, is there any chance you would be coming to Miami anytime?
A Ded Fan!
The closest we'll get to you is Atlanta.
Find someone who lives five miles south of Atlanta, and move in with them for a few weeks during April/May.
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